This post was written by Shelby Carella

Alabama lost tonight to Clemson in the biggest shock of 2017 so far.


But top secret sources confirm who is really behind it.


Vladimir Putin.


Top unnamed sources at unnamed US intelligence agencies have confirmed with “confidence” that Vladimir Putin personally hacked the College Football to benefit Clemson in last night’s game. Clemson beat Alabama 26-20, which defied computer models. Referees were caught drinking cold borscht and listening to the “Nutcracker Suite” during the Halftime break. A source close to an unnamed intelligence office verified the report, saying Vladimir Putin personally interviened, giving Clemson the winning edge by forcing refs to give Alabama a penalty in the 2nd quarter for “aggression.” A top Spy:

It’s unthinkable that a referee would give a player unneccesary roughness as a penalty when the Patriots won a Superbowl with deflated balls.

Putin’s reasoning? Putin placed bets in Vegas, according to unnamed sources within the ATF, who monitored an unnamed casino and saw Vladimir Putin placing a $500 bet against bama. Macedonian teens spread Putin’s hack: Macedonian teens in Veles were caught spying on Bama’s running backs from their webcams in Veles, giving Clemsona potentially winning edge. President Obama is set to retaliate against this violation of football.



 Okay, okay. This is “fake news,” but doesn’t it sound a lot like the Russian hack story? Unnamed sources, stories, and agencies telling the media why and how Putin hacked, without confirming it?



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