This post was written by Shelby Carella
Where was Barack Obama’s other daughter tonight? There is no official explanation, but many people have advocated their hypothesis and it’s VERY hilarious.
He went to the White House with two daughters, but his final speech he was left with one.
Where is she?
What the hell could be more important than her own father’s final speech. People are wondering.
IS SHE DATING A REPUBLICAN NOW?
Where was the other daughter?
we watched Obama's whole speech and all my grandma wants to know is where his other daughter is 😂😂 #wheresSasha
— Baili Melcher (@melcher_baili) January 11, 2017
Just curious the location of the other Obama daughter lol what could possibly be more important than this ????
— LaMike james (@LaMichaelJames) January 11, 2017
dang obama got twitter in tears tonight, even his daughter's are crying awwww!! pic.twitter.com/fn7n3Xqvje
— lovelyti (@lovelyti) January 11, 2017
The best answer by far:
Obama's other daughter is chilling with Bernie smoking weed plotting the revolution like "yeah my dad really is a neoliberal sellout though"
— Secular Talk (@KyleKulinski) January 11, 2017