This post was written by Dmitri Voltova
Trump voters, rejoice. You’re not only smarter than the average American, but you’re better looking too, according to new research. Maybe the “Trans” look and Metrosexuality just isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
A recently published study in the Journal of Public Economics concludes that the attractiveness of a candidate does correlate with their politics. They find that politicians on the right are more good looking in Europe, the United States and Australia.
The study shows correlation, not causation, but the researchers float a simple economic explanation for why this might happen. Numerous studies have shown that good-looking people are likely to earn more, and that people who earn more are typically more opposed to redistributive policies, like the progressive taxes and welfare programs favored by the left.
The researchers also offer a more general psychological explanation for the trend: That good-looking people are often treated better than others, and thus see the world as a more just place. Past studies have found that the more attractive people believe themselves to be, the lower their preference for egalitarianism, a value typically associated with the political left.
In their first experiment, the researchers showed respondents photographs of political candidates in Finnish municipal and parliamentary elections, members of the European Parliament, U.S. candidates for Senate and governor, and candidates for Australia’s House of Representatives. They asked participants to rate the photographs on a five-point scale. The results suggested that politicians on the right are more beautiful on all three continents.
Most likely because conservatives actually get up and work. They don’t lay around all day eating, smoking drugs, and collecting welfare.
Liberals, on the other hand, rationalize their natural ugliness by saying it’s a conspiracy to keep them down, finding anyone to blame. Thus, they never bother shaving or putting on acne removal cream, transforming them into grotesque creatures.