Leader Of CHOP Goes Down Like Real Man With Honor
A leader of CHAZ/CHOP went down like a man after his arrest, with dignity and honor. The man graciously accepted responsibility for his actions and held his head high when … Read More
Category: Satire
Antifa Members with Active Covid plot to Infiltrate Tulsa Trump Rally
Tulsa, Oklahoma – For the first time since March, Donald Trump had a campaign rally in Tulsa, Oklahoma. Between the pandemic and recent riots, tensions ran high in the state … Read More
Seattle Occupiers Change Name To Branch Covidians
(Satire) The occupiers of Seattle changed their name to Branch Covidians today, to celebrate the festering hot zone of covid-19 they created in CHAZ. Occupants, who bath about once a … Read More
“Wakanda” Pelosi enters DC and drops worst mixtape of all time
Nancy “Wakanda” Pelosi entered Washington looking like she’s ready to drop the hottest mixtape of all time. Pelosi came in dressed in African garb along with Chucky Schumer from New … Read More
Nation Confused As 40 Million Forced Out Of Work Leads To Daily Civil Unrest
The nation stood shocked this week after a week of rioting. It came to a complete surprise for the politicians and Americans who have never read a history book. For … Read More
Man forgets to pull out his white privilege card, gets knocked down by police
Buffalo- A white man forgot to pull out his privilege card and police officers knocked him down as a result. The man ran up to police, expecting his privilege to … Read More
Americans Can Now Choose Up To 4 Different Outfits Before Going Outside
Due to the sudden breakout of riots across the United States, Americans will be allowed up to 4 different outfits for daily use. This is up from the previous number … Read More
Sanders pledges to raises taxes to 52% for anyone making over $29,000 a year
Bernie Sanders was angry at the Las Vegas Debate. Michael Bloomberg was standing high on a stack of cardboard and Elizabeth Warren was sending smoke signals to her supporters. Then … Read More
Bloomberg lands In Vegas, Immediately Cites Casinos For Indoor Smoking
Michael Bloomberg has landed in Las Vegas for the Democratic Primary debate, and immediately began giving out citations to the casinos for indoor smoking. Bloomberg made New York City the … Read More
President Sanders Addresses US At 2nd SOTU: ” We’ve run out of bread”
President Sanders addressed the nation for his second State Of The Union speech since taking office. Hungry americans watched with desperation from state licensed television sets across the country to … Read More