Seattle Occupiers Change Name To Branch Covidians
(Satire) The occupiers of Seattle changed their name to Branch Covidians today, to celebrate the festering hot zone of covid-19 they created in CHAZ. Occupants, who bath about once a month and have not heard of deodorant, share everything, both to live in communal style, and to spread the virus.
Fortunately, CHAZ has no hospital or healthcare system because they have no money (They keep asking for donations), so they are happy to report 0 cases of Covid-19.