Sanders pledges to raises taxes to 52% for anyone making over $29,000 a year

Bernie Sanders was angry at the Las Vegas Debate. Michael Bloomberg was standing high on a stack of cardboard and Elizabeth Warren was sending smoke signals to her supporters.

Then he dropped a bomb.

Bernie stood up and said what he wanted to say without offending his constituents.

“I pledge to raise taxes to 52% for anyone making ova 29,000 a year. Those people ah millionahs if they saved theyah money for 100 yearahs!”

Bernie’s fans in the audience clapped rapturously.

SATIRE SATIRE

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