Breaking: America devastated as Joe Walsh drops out of the race

America woke up to somber news this morning when former Rep. Joe Walsh dropped out of the race to primary Donald Trump for President.

Millions of Americans clung to their televisions and cried as they shouted “Why” as loud as they could. It is heartbreaking news for Mr. Walsh’s millions of supporters.

“I am ending my candidacy for president of the United States,” Walsh told CNN’s John Berman on “New Day.” “I got into this because I thought it was really important that there was a Republican — a Republican — out there every day calling out this president for how unfit he is.”

Walsh went on to tell John Berman that he would do everything within his power to stop Trump from being reelected, including help the Democrats.

Trump “literally is the greatest threat to this country right now. Any Democrat would be better than Trump in the White House,” he said.

This only now leaves some guy named Bill Weld as the sole republican primary challenger to President Trump.


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