Since yesterday morning begins to report shortage of lava, sulfur and other basic supplies for the proper functioning of hell
“Heaven is sabotaging the economy,” said the new president of hell after a few hours of election began the greatest shortage of lava in the history of purgatory. The new president of hell, once the president of Venezuela, announced the creation of 34 new ministries to help shovel the newly appeared shortage.
The vote of the new president of hell concluded with a resounding victory for candidate Chávez, who competed with Stalin, Mussolini and Castro during the election. The popular leader assumed the first magistracy of hell in the midst of massive cheers and applause.
In the next few hours, the result of the measures will be reported.